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lucifurby:

GETTIN REAL SICK AND TIRED OF THIS NOT KISSING ANYONE SHIT

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Send me a couple stars

superwho-fandomstuck:

✪ = I wanna kill you
✪✪ = I hate you
✪✪✪ = I kinda dislike you
✪✪✪✪ = You’re okay
✪✪✪✪✪ = Whoa you’re kinda cute
✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Stop being so perfect
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = *nosebleed*
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = oh god you are hella sexy attractive
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = let us cuddle until the skies rain down upon us
✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪ = Marry me

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Anonymous

18. When was the last time you smiled?
- A moment ago. I’m watching The Good The Bad And The Ugly, there’s this scene where Tuco realizes that Blondi is the only person who knows where the treasure worth 20 000 dollars is hidden. Tuco has just forced Blondi to walk through hot desert without giving him any water, and is just about to kill dehydrated Blondi. But when he realizes this, he starts to panic, throws water to Blondi’s face and blabbers “Don’t die Blondi, I’m your friend!” I found it pretty funny, you understand if you’ve seen the movie :D 

Thanks for asking!

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

fuckyeaholdschoolpunkrock:

Artwork for Bad Religion’s ‘Recipe For Hate’. (1993)

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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